Oh Woody

I am reading quotes from Love and Death (1975) by Woody Allen. They are wonderful; they make me giggle.

Countess Alexandrovna: My bedroom at midnight?
Boris: Perfect. Will you be there too?

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.

Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

Boris: How many lovers do you have?
Sonja: In the mid-town area?

Napoleon: I'll go to your room.
Sonja: Good, I'll go to yours.

Drill Sergeant: One, two. One, two. One, two.
Boris: Three is next, if you're having any trouble.